You may have noticed that I haven't updated my blog in almost a month. If you hadn't noticed, then allow me to be the first to point this out to you.
If I had updated during that time, then you could assume that I would have post something that could be described as either:
A brief anecdote in which I describe a failure to carry out a basic task or rudimentary social interaction, due to my lack of linguistic or cultural knowledge.
A rant about an observation or fact of trivial importance, discussed with more neuroticism than evidence.
An example of intellectually semi-permeable self-gratification, posited as a benevolent act of open edification.
More of the same to come.